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Potent Plant Powered Penis Presentation

Posted by Orestes Gutierrez, D.O. on Wednesday, November 27, 2019, In : Best Teaching Hospital (BTH) 

After a quack misdiagnosed the Professor, all he could think of was his upcoming presentation and Dr Yoga. Last week, after the exciting announcement, he prayed Dr Yoga would attend his Grand Rounds presentation at the Best Teaching Hospital (BTH). He was unsure if she was in attendance until the very last minute. He was nervous, distractedly watching for her arrival. Also, he was regretting the audacious title of his presentation, “Potent Plant Powered Penis: The Health Benefits of Veganis...


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THE PROFESSOR GETS MISDIAGNOSED BY A QUACK

Posted by Orestes Gutierrez, D.O. on Saturday, October 26, 2019, In : Best Teaching Hospital (BTH) 

 



 The Professor was well-respected by fellow residents and attending physicians alike.  He had maturity both from the few extra years of age, and from his military service that filled in those years.  When he first arrived at the BTH (Best Teaching Hospital), the attending physicians with a history of military service addressed him as “Commander”, but his unparalleled knack for quoting the best Evidence Based Medicine (EBM), clinical acumen, and ability to share knowledge quickly gave way...


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Grandma Dies From a Boob Job!

Posted by Orestes Gutierrez, D.O. on Sunday, October 6, 2019, In : Best Teaching Hospital (BTH) 

Grandma Dies From A Boob Job

The Professor hangs his head.  In the dim glow of the hospital’s nighttime fluorescents, elbows on knees, he’s torn over what weighs more:  his head or his heart? Eyes closed. Head down. He drifts off.

A click of foreign heels interrupts his momentary slumber.  His downward gaze opens to the sight of red pumps against the white tile of the hospital floor.  Confused by this incongruous scene, his ...


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Orestes Gutierrez, D.O. Board Certified in Family Medicine and Integrative Holistic Medicine. Author and All American Masters Runner.